PAT LYONS Jul-02 COPYRIGHTED JULY 2002 EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMER A ALL THE FOLKS IN HOLLYWOOD & BASEBALL PLAYERS TOO D THEY ALL WANNA HAVE THERE CAKE A AND EAT IT TOO E BECAUSE THEY'VE CORNERED THE MEDIA MARKET D GRAB YOUR TAIL & YOUR GONNA PARK IT A THERE'S NO ROOM ON THE VIDEO FOR YOU A "JACK MCDOWEL & RUSSEL CROWE, KEVIN BACON & JALO" D GOT THEIR DUE HIT THE BIG TIME A STILL WANT MORE & WALK THE FINE LINE E USE THEIR PULL TO GET THEIR WAY D IT'S REALLY MUSIC THEY WANT TO PLAY A NOW THERE'S NO ROOM ON THE RADIO FOR YOU A EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMA A EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMA D NOT CONTENT TO SWING A HAMMA A EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMA E HAD THEIR FILL IN FRONT OF A CAMERA D "ON THE WEST COAST, OR IN ALABAMA" A EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMA A EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMA A "THEIR NOT CONTENT, BEING FAMOUS & RICH" A GOT THE FOOT IN THE DOOR & WANNA MAKE A SWITCH D JOANIE & CHOCHIE & CAPTAIN KIRK A HAD TO MAKE A RECORD & SOUND LIKE A JERK E TOO MUCH HYPE & TOO MUCH TRASH D THE RADIO MAN WANTS TO MAKE HIS CASH A "NOW, EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMA" A EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A JAMMA